Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
do herpes really smell.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
