It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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