we have officially lost it.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
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