new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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