she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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