K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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