In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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