Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
babies were throwing up all over the place
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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