Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize
