Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
