Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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