Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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