thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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