Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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