He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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