I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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