the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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