I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Randomize
