Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
My breasts were aching with rage.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Randomize
