How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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