the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
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