we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
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