at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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