i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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