Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
