I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
