there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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