He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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