I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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