it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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