Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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