Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Randomize
