That's intense
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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