she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
They took my balls.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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