Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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