dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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