Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
