I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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