the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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