Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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