Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I wish i was in the wii world.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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