At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
is it fun? or sober?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
