We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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