i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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