omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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