Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Pooping to opera.
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