Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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