How'd it feel making her break her religion?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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