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She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I need to calm my uterus...
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
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