But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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